Spoilertastic evilness!

[longmanshort]

In the end they destroy the earth, the professor ages backwards until he disappears, they outgrow everything and think they've conquered the universe ...

But they're really trapped in a glass pyramid in the Prime Minister's desk drawer ...

Which he destroys anyway ...

[Bico]

There isn't any anti-Metal Gear weapon - the Illuminati have engineered the creation of a world dominated by digital media in order to create a means to control that information by intercepting and rewriting it in a giant information-processing thingy.

I liked the shooting bits, and the neck snapping.

[Bico]

The missing girl was in the roof's water tank.
It was obvious all along, but halfway through it just gets really silly, not scary at all.

[longmanshort]

They've actually kept a martian alive and have been feeding it the blood of women so they can discover how to invade Mars ...

[Bico]

Death escapes back to Deadworld with Anderson, where he uses the captured Psi judges to help him inhabit the body of Dr Icarus, now rendered invincible by the ReGen formula.  Dredd frees the judges, who free Anderson, who traps Death's spirit in her own mind and they escape back to Mega-City One.

[Bico]

Jesus dies at the end.

Or DOES he...?

[Roger Godpleton]

It was the fat one.

[Dog Deever]

Fuck Roger- did you have to cast some sort of spell involving sacrificial maidens to raise this one from the dead?

Anyway- when they finally get off 'Hill 3234' after defending against insurmountable odds, they discover that the nation they were fighting for has ceased to be- the war they had suffered hard in was now an irrelevance.
Bastard, eh?

[TordelBack]

Fuck Roger- did you have to cast some sort of spell involving sacrificial maidens to raise this one from the dead?

Nah, the church frowns on suicide.

[Professah Byah]

Giant Octopus wins.

[George Dread]

It turns out she is a descendant of Jesus Christ. The scholar helping him? He's the bad guy.

[King Trout]

I always loved this thread. Nice one Roger!

BTW: he kills all the generals and escapes.

- Trout

[Gavin_Leahy]

It was all just a game.

[The Enigmatic Dr X]

What they think is reality is still just a game.

[The Enigmatic Dr X]

The simulation on the 13th floor is being run in a simulation in the real world.