Suggestions for New swear words for 2000AD?

[Dandontdare]

I think "The Thick of It" is the best for creative swearage.

"Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off" - the best response to a knock on the door!

[locustsofdeath!]

'Dognuts".

As in "Hey Dognuts, go stomm on someone else's lawn", or "Take a shower, you smell like dognuts".

[Roger Godpleton]

Ick. No thanks.

I'd far rather see more creative an appropriate use of inappropriate language, you low-down dirty snarkflepstinator!

That's because you are afraid of cunts.

[blakaam kaplow]

Before we go around making new swears I feel it's necessary that we see "Cunt" appear in the Prog. Let's start a petition.

Maybe a recurring character 'Judge Cunt'?
He could be a loose cannon maverick Judge who plays by his own rules.
Judge Dredd- Gordon Brown, Judge Cunt youre meant to arrest the custard eating Bunt!
Judge Cunt - Why? I'd prefer to Snatchweasel the nerf herding narkflepstinator

[Emperor]

murt

Some where between dirt and shit (presumably from a mix of merde and dirt).

As in:

I'll kick the murt out of you, you sick murtbag.

And remember, you can't say "murt" without saying "mmmmm".

[Peter Wolf]

Cock snaffling shut fickers

Fudge drokking cock nibblers

Arse drokking knob gobblers

[Darren Stephens]

A woman at work said the word "CUMP" the other day. It was a slip of the tongue/mistake but we looked it up on the urban dictionary....oh dear!  

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cump

[Roger Godpleton]

JIZZCAR

FARTDONOR

[House of Usher]

Pimhole!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVkckG6zw6I

[Jared Katooie]

Schnottfakker.

[Christov]

Dung molester.

[Misanthrope]

Scojo!

[The Doctor Alt 8]

Concidering how I keep getting blaimed for technical errors I wouldn't be at all surprised if I ended up as a swear word.

[The Doctor Alt 8]

Oh wait. I have one.... "Semprini"


(Sees if anyone gets the reference.

[El Chivo]

Scrat

As in 'Scrat you, Alpha!'

or

'Scrat this, i'm outta here!

Cheers

Chi (Chi's not a swear..yet)