Suggestions for New swear words for 2000AD?

[blakaam kaplow]

The adolescent that I am in love with the fictitious swears invented in 2000ad
I constantly use gems like Drokk and Stomm in daily life in order to mystify my norm friends, family and co-workers (yes astonishingly I have all three).
But the law of diminishing returns means I need more to truly shock those already wearily inured to my puerile behaviour.

So come on motherfunsters any suggestions for your favorite futuristic cuss?

(This is my first attempt at a topic so apologies if I'm ignoring any site etiquette)

[Nap Normal]

Jerry Sadowitz once tried to invent a new swear word by combining the word C*nt and B*stard...he ended up with Custard.
A possible future swear word maybe?


 
 

[blakaam kaplow]

I'd have to hear it in context.
"Custard you, you custarding mother-custard"

Sure it sounds profane when I scream it and drool a bit but it's not as user friendly as, for example, masticated grimm-lodder or cumnugger

[locustsofdeath!]

If someone comes up with a fine substitution for 'asshole', I'll use it in a script I've written. Thanks in advance  .

[IAMTHESYSTEM]

Tony Blair ?

[blakaam kaplow]

Whoa politics....
I was hoping for ones like 'nerf herder'
If you're looking to trade stories on venal corrupt lying bastiches, Bertie 'What money? Oh this Money , I...uh, won it on the horses' Ahern has that poxy Tony Blair beat hands down

But lets not do politics here this is just a good clean fun topic attempting push the envelope of profanity into new and exciting territories.
We shouldn't lower the tone with politics

[Dandontdare]

I love twothy swears! Snek, funt, drokk, stomm, they're all classics.

Maybe some future world will use Blair as a swear word: "I thought you were a stand-up guy, you snekking Blair!"

[Emperor]

Jerry Sadowitz once tried to invent a new swear word by combining the word C*nt and B*stard...he ended up with Custard.
A possible future swear word maybe?

Or bant? Bunt?

Used in a sentence: Oh no hear comes Giles Brandreth, the stupid jumper-wearing bunt. He deserves a good kick in the kleks.

[Roger Godpleton]

SNATCHWEASEL

FUCKRAPIST

COCKWHORE

[blakaam kaplow]

I love twothy swears! Snek, funt, drokk, stomm, they're all classics.

Maybe some future world will use Blair as a swear word: "I thought you were a stand-up guy, you snekking Blair!"

Or Gordon Brown as an exclamation like Del Boy's Gordon Bennett?
Gordon Brown Rodney you FUCKRAPIST!

[locustsofdeath!]

"Snatchweasel".

As in "take your filthy mitts off the lady, you low-down snatchweasel"? Very good.

[Roger Godpleton]

Before we go around making new swears I feel it's necessary that we see "Cunt" appear in the Prog. Let's start a petition.

[The Legendary Shark]

I feel it's necessary that we see "Cunt" appear in the Prog.

I've already been in there, Roger - two drawings and two letters... 857, 875, 1052 and 1597.

[HdE]

Ick. No thanks.

I'd far rather see more creative an appropriate use of inappropriate language, you low-down dirty snarkflepstinator!

[The Legendary Shark]

I think "The Thick of It" is the best for creative swearage.