Drunk kitten herding? Surely that should be the sport we introduce at London 2012.
After all, if I'm paying for it and having my life made slightly awkward during the event, you're dang tootin' I'm going to want to have some sports that I actually WANT to see going on.
Ellis wrote, as well as Ministry of Space, Transmetropolitan, FreakAngels (it's FREE you fools and comes in weekly 6 page episodes) and, ooooh, loads of other groovy stuff. He also comes across as a grumpy twat on his own website, but he pays for the bandwith so I guess he's entitled to some degree.