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nev

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Re: FFS! Shots You'd Like To Ban
« Reply #90 on: 14 March, 2010, 06:47:07 PM »
The woman changing gear in the car advert always has a nice short skirt on so that you can see her legs. Because if you buy that car, then you get to have sex with her.

This is exactly the same for deodorant and why gullible fools purchase such items.

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Re: FFS! Shots You'd Like To Ban
« Reply #91 on: 15 March, 2010, 03:35:43 PM »
I can assure the assembled that I do not deodorise my arm pits for the benefit of other males. That goes for my car too.

She wasn't wearing a short skirt. It was a low cut blouse

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Re: FFS! Shots You'd Like To Ban
« Reply #92 on: 16 March, 2010, 07:17:38 PM »
This (sort of) covers shots...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFicqklGuB0

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Re: FFS! Shots You'd Like To Ban
« Reply #93 on: 16 March, 2010, 08:53:44 PM »
I can assure the assembled that I do not deodorise my arm pits for the benefit of other males.

Neither do I, but by wearing deoderant I do not assume I'm going to be chased down by an army of very attractive, scantily clad  women.

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Re: FFS! Shots You'd Like To Ban
« Reply #94 on: 17 March, 2010, 10:46:44 AM »
After seeing Greenzone- I never want to see shaky hand-cam shots ever again

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Re: FFS! Shots You'd Like To Ban
« Reply #95 on: 18 March, 2010, 09:37:00 PM »
Have we mentioned the rough tough guys all stuck in an elevator playing musak.

Spotted tonight in Wolverine, also I think in Deep Rising (starring Famke) and countless others.
If in doubt, go for the knob gag.

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Re: FFS! Shots You'd Like To Ban
« Reply #96 on: 18 March, 2010, 10:39:40 PM »
Ther's a elevator scene in Big Trouble in Little China that has been well known for it's homoeroticness on IMDB.COM. I thought it was the gin-Seng potions they had all quaffed.

I quite like that scene actulley, and would like to se it left in.

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Re: FFS! Shots You'd Like To Ban
« Reply #97 on: 19 March, 2010, 09:57:11 PM »
Shots of well trained dogs barking for their trainer.
They're meant to be imparting some piece of vital information to the hero but we all know they're doing it for a treat.
-What's that Timmy? The diamond smugglers have Sheryl trapped in a well?
-Bark! Bark!
-Her life is in danger?
-Bark! Bark!
-She may even already be dead?
-Bark! Bark!

It's little doggy face is lit up with the prospect of a treat, it's wagging it's damn tail. Its not even looking at the feckin' hero its looking off camera at their trainer.
Is it too much to ask for a better quality of animal actor?
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Re: FFS! Shots You'd Like To Ban
« Reply #98 on: 19 March, 2010, 11:12:07 PM »
I count the BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA variant as the original and best (it may not be but it's the one I remember first).  And it is a great scene.

Parodied in HOT FUZZ but done with a straight face in WOLVERINE is the hero holding dead loved one, looking to heavens and screaming in rage. In fact, they do it twice!
If in doubt, go for the knob gag.

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Re: FFS! Shots You'd Like To Ban
« Reply #99 on: 19 March, 2010, 11:19:36 PM »
Shots of well trained dogs barking for their trainer.
They're meant to be imparting some piece of vital information to the hero but we all know they're doing it for a treat.

Did you know that when Skippy the Bush Kangaroo was bouncing on the porch chattering, it was because one of the dozen or more 'roos on set had had it's tail strapped down and chewing gum forced into it's mouth?

Sorry if I've just tainted anyone's childhood.

By all accounts, Flipper had a very satisfying career and quiet retirement (I hope).