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Here is a book wot I rote...
« on: 11 February, 2010, 09:07:24 AM »
http://emceehamster.blogspot.com/2009/12/sex-gods-from-planet-metal-chapter-one.html

This is a full book (70,000 words or so) in 11 chapters, all of which can be found on the link.

It's called "Sex Gods From The Planet Metal", and it's a romantic comedy with added lager and heavy metal. Sort of like a girly rom com meets men Behaving Badly at an AC/DC concert.

Although normal people seem to like it I couldn't get an agent interested, so it is unpublished but I am very proud of both finishing it and also the story itself. Still makes me laugh anyway...
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Re: Here is a book wot I rote...
« Reply #1 on: 11 February, 2010, 09:25:44 AM »
A nice start emceehamster - that opening dialogue works really well. Shame you couldn't find a publisher, but my hat's off to you for writing a novel! I haven't read the entire first chapter, but I've subscribed to your blog to finish.

Cheers for posting.

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Re: Here is a book wot I rote...
« Reply #2 on: 11 February, 2010, 09:28:02 AM »
Following also, I'll read this in my spare time!

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Re: Here is a book wot I rote...
« Reply #3 on: 11 February, 2010, 12:55:20 PM »
YOU PLAGARISTIC MORON, MC!

I swear I wrote that when I was 14.  Ok ok.  Maybe not wrote.  Maybe pretended I'd written it.  

I take it back.  I like the opening paragraphs, well done on FINISHING it.  I've yet to.  Nice.
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Re: Here is a book wot I rote...
« Reply #4 on: 19 February, 2010, 12:21:14 PM »
So... anyone actually finish it?
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