MICHAEL CAINE!!!!! WHOOOOO! Great idea.
As for Dyer, the man presents "Britain's Hardest Criminal Scumbag" or some such shite on cable telly - he is the poor man's Ross Kemp (who, despite being a tit of monumental proportions, HAS won a Bafta).
Ross Kemp? Or the geezer who plays his brother in Eastenders? My Cod, I'd rather ANYONE rather than Dyer.