Heh heh heh.
Mike, why are you a goon? Am I missing something?
Hmm... Yes, possibly my sarcasm was misjudged, and for that I apologise to The Monarch.
My excuse, such as it is, is that I had just spent two and a half hours on the phone to a computer-illiterate friend, trying to talk him through the complexities of Microsoft Word's Mail-merge function. This is a guy who still uses one hand to push the mouse around and the other hand to press its buttons, so as you can imagine I was pretty fraught by the time we got it working.
He was desperate to get Mail-merge to work because he had loads of letters to send out to the members of some club he's involved with. Imagine my delight when, in the end, it turned out that instead of the word "loads" he could have used the more accurate word "four".
-- Mike
