March 19, 2010, 11:27:03 PM

I think "The Thick of It" is the best for creative swearage.

"Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off" - the best response to a knock on the door!
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March 19, 2010, 11:27:52 PM

'Dognuts".

As in "Hey Dognuts, go stomm on someone else's lawn", or "Take a shower, you smell like dognuts".

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March 19, 2010, 11:30:36 PM

Ick. No thanks.

I'd far rather see more creative an appropriate use of inappropriate language, you low-down dirty snarkflepstinator!

That's because you are afraid of cunts.

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March 19, 2010, 11:40:42 PM

Before we go around making new swears I feel it's necessary that we see "Cunt" appear in the Prog. Let's start a petition.
Maybe a recurring character 'Judge Cunt'?
He could be a loose cannon maverick Judge who plays by his own rules.
Judge Dredd- Gordon Brown, Judge Cunt youre meant to arrest the custard eating Bunt!
Judge Cunt - Why? I'd prefer to Snatchweasel the nerf herding narkflepstinator

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March 20, 2010, 12:14:33 AM

murt

Some where between dirt and shit (presumably from a mix of merde and dirt).

As in:

I'll kick the murt out of you, you sick murtbag.

And remember, you can't say "murt" without saying "mmmmm".

if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

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March 20, 2010, 03:02:46 AM

Cock snaffling shut fickers

Fudge drokking cock nibblers

Arse drokking knob gobblers

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March 20, 2010, 08:27:06 AM

A woman at work said the word "CUMP" the other day. It was a slip of the tongue/mistake but we looked it up on the urban dictionary....oh dear!  Embarrassed

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cump

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