Before we go around making new swears I feel it's necessary that we see "Cunt" appear in the Prog. Let's start a petition.
Maybe a recurring character 'Judge Cunt'? He could be a loose cannon maverick Judge who plays by his own rules. Judge Dredd- Gordon Brown, Judge Cunt youre meant to arrest the custard eating Bunt! Judge Cunt - Why? I'd prefer to Snatchweasel the nerf herding narkflepstinator