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LARF

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Heal the world with cheese!
« on: 04 August, 2009, 09:35:29 AM »
Due to subsequent threads I'd just like to start one based on the merits of cheese, there's much you can do...

There's A Cheese In
Your Heart
And I Know That It Is Strong
And This Cheese Could
Be Much
Creamier if we all just pulled along
And If You Really Try
A Stilton or stinking Bishop
they'll make you Cry
So This Cheese You'll Feel
There's No Hurt Or Sorrow

There Are Ways
To Buy Them
If You Have Enough
On a cracker
Make A Little Space
For A Better Taste...

Heal The World
Make It A Better Place
With a Gouder or Edam,
Camenbert or cheesy face
There are lots for trying
Thanks supermarkets, (and little shops), for supplying
But it's the cows
That make A Better Cheese
For You And For Me

Sorry Michael, but it had to be done!

Vegetable rights and cheese!!!

How would you use cheese to make the world a better place?

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Re: Heal the world with cheese!
« Reply #1 on: 04 August, 2009, 09:41:18 AM »
Well while we're talking about the positives can we also discuss the evil that can be done with the blue and occasional green cheese - veil vainy peril...

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Re: Heal the world with cheese!
« Reply #2 on: 04 August, 2009, 09:42:28 AM »
Oh man, you crazy! Blue cheese is loverly.

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Re: Heal the world with cheese!
« Reply #3 on: 04 August, 2009, 09:46:50 AM »
I like the kind that John Barrowman shares, Hammy Cheese, tis the dogs danglys
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Re: Heal the world with cheese!
« Reply #4 on: 04 August, 2009, 09:52:50 AM »
Cheese. Is there anything it can't do?

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Re: Heal the world with cheese!
« Reply #5 on: 04 August, 2009, 10:13:02 AM »
Fix an Ipod?
No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.

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Re: Heal the world with cheese!
« Reply #6 on: 04 August, 2009, 11:14:00 AM »
WTF?!?  Where's the laughing smiley gone?

FAIL.
Pffft...

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Re: Heal the world with cheese!
« Reply #7 on: 04 August, 2009, 11:14:59 AM »
And where's my avatar gone?

DOUBLEPLUSFAIL.
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Re: Heal the world with cheese!
« Reply #8 on: 04 August, 2009, 11:22:47 AM »

How would you use cheese to make the world a better place?


Just look at what it did for the moon.

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Re: Heal the world with cheese!
« Reply #9 on: 04 August, 2009, 11:59:54 AM »
"Cheese indeed!"
– The Cheese Inspectors, Viz.
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Re: Heal the world with cheese!
« Reply #10 on: 04 August, 2009, 12:04:09 PM »
Years ago was round the house of a friend and his folks are rather posh. I still find it amusing that after a meal, a selection of cheeses was passed round and still am amused by the "pass the cheese board, please" request.
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Re: Heal the world with cheese!
« Reply #11 on: 05 August, 2009, 02:30:52 PM »
Just saying cheese makes you smile.

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Re: Heal the world with cheese!
« Reply #12 on: 05 August, 2009, 03:35:51 PM »
but you'e better off saying 'Wogan' slowly if your wanting to look good, check my avatar for hunkyness  ;)


If you say cheese you end up like this...


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Re: Heal the world with cheese!
« Reply #13 on: 05 August, 2009, 04:36:04 PM »
If you say cheese you end up like this...


Nothing wrong with that. I look somewhat like the one on the right myself.

Or is it the one on the left?

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Re: Heal the world with cheese!
« Reply #14 on: 05 August, 2009, 04:43:24 PM »
Cheese is wonderful. Can anyone think of cheese-based moments in comics?