And I have my "Get out of Nip Free" card, which negates The Tower Restriction in all but name, allowing multiple segues and shuffles along any line except the Bakerloo (but only anti-clockwise on a Thursday, irrespective of the numerological content of the current chronological measure). This, in turn, allows a Piffle Belm of significant extent and efficacy to run at all levels of the Spoonosphere, thereby canceling out any suggestion of using any of the stations with stairs in a laconic or, indeed, effusive manner. I should've though this was obvious.
Proudhuff's string proves my point far more eloquently than I ever could, however.
Swiss Cottage with a false mustache.