Speed Dating

[JamesC]

Any of the board singletons tried this? I went last night and was pleasantly surprised.
It was a really good laugh and there was a good selection of girls. Everyone was really friendly and I've got a couple of dates lined up already!
One girl asked me when was the last time I had sex and then told me she liked it up the bum and she was good at blowjobs (not in that order I presume). Classy! She got a tick in the box.
I was surprised at the number of teachers and nurses.
Anyway if you're fed up with the single life and deprssed by the onset of valentine's hype you should give it a go.

[TordelBack]

One girl asked me when was the last time I had sex and then told me she liked it up the bum and she was good at blowjobs (not in that order I presume).

Hah!  One of my best friends (female) used to use that line a lot (not on me, I hasten to add).  I was pretty shocked when I overheard her, since she was remarkably picky about who she'd actually take to bed (again,not me, sigh), but she as she clarified:  "if you have good legs you can wear a short skirt, if have good tits you can wear a tight top, but if you give good blow jobs you have to spell it out".

[Buttonman]

You don't to arse to mouth!

Please tell us how the date goes and provide photos.

The lack of feedback would worry me - I'd have to hunt them down and see what they disliked about me! I had a friend who did this and ticked all 20 girls as matches so he could see how many picked him. He got three - devastated!

What was your tally? Although frankly if it was just the bum sex girl I'd still class the night as a roaring success.

Link: Sex Education

[Bad Andy]

Classy! She got a tick in the box.

The dirt box, presumably.

[Eric Plumrose]

Bad, BAD Andy.

[Pete Wells]

Classy! She got a tick in the box.

He did say a TICK in the box, didn't he?

[JamesC]

My tally so far is 2 romance matches and 10 friend matches. There are still 3 who are yet to fill in the results.
The bum sex girl hasn't added her results yet but I'm hopeful!

[Dark Jimbo]

The two biggest fears that have kept me from trying this -

Either
a)The only people who turn up are sad, lonely blokes like me.
or
b)Not a single girl would tick me as a match and I'd leave even less self-confident than when I went in.

[Buddy]

Wake should add a lonley hearts section to the site. That would be class!

[opaque]

Those are 2 of the fears that would stop me doing it too.

But the one thing about the woman that said "she liked it up the bum and she was good at blowjobs" is that that's only useful to know if she's actually serious and not just having a laugh ;)

I think that is the biggest problem with speed dating. So many of the people going to it, especially women are going more for a laugh than anything else. I've known women who have gone to see what sad men are around. And some of these are married women which is really no good if you are a single man who really wants to find himself a nice woman.

[Adrian Bamforth]

I thought of speed dating but was put off in the end by the commitment involved.

[Peter Wolf]

I havent ever considered going Down that route yet either.

[TordelBack]

I havent ever considered going Down

And that is why you fail.

[The Cosh]

I thought this had died out. A couple of my mates were regulars a couple of years back. A few dates, a few beers, but nothing serious ever came of it.

[vzzbux]

It will all end in tears. Probably hers. Make sure you clean under the rim when you are done.




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