Author Topic: 2000ad film pitch - Gold! (Read 1994 times)

ming · « **on:** 21 September, 2004, 10:14:14 PM »

Strontium Dog Day Afternoon

Johnny Alpha and two accomplices are besieged in a bank after his attempt to steal enough money to pay for his male lover's sex change operation goes awry.

Any others?

SiriusB · « **Reply #1 on:** 21 September, 2004, 10:25:58 PM »

Isn't that in Fortean times this month?

Richmond Clements · « **Reply #2 on:** 21 September, 2004, 10:26:44 PM »

Durham Red Dawn

Sexy vampire lady single handedly save the US from Commie invasion.

petemaskreplica · « **Reply #3 on:** 21 September, 2004, 10:38:24 PM »

Brazil

A team-up between Durham Red and De Marco :P

Trout · « **Reply #4 on:** 21 September, 2004, 10:44:15 PM »

How about:

Droid Life of Brian

Young P13 hates working for Tharg, and often wonders why his nose is so big.
Er, then he gets crucified.

With hilarious results!

Digressing into TV, I'd love to see...

Button Man About The House!

But it's my problem and I'll deal with it.

- Trout

CraveNoir · « **Reply #5 on:** 21 September, 2004, 10:46:40 PM »

Nemesis the Warlock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Link: BloodRayne Movie

Oddboy · « **Reply #6 on:** 21 September, 2004, 10:48:58 PM »

Sex, Nikolai & videotape (18)

ming · « **Reply #8 on:** 21 September, 2004, 10:57:21 PM »

Maniac 5 Weddings and a Funeral

Hugh Grant gets a well-deserved pasting and ends up with his brain in a jar in this laugh-a-minute romantic comedy

Richmond Clements · « **Reply #9 on:** 21 September, 2004, 11:04:46 PM »

The Harlem Heroes of Telemark

Sassy black sports team win World War II. With jetpacks.

Trout · « **Reply #10 on:** 21 September, 2004, 11:11:11 PM »

Actually, Rac, I'd pay to see that one.

- Trout

Buddy · « **Reply #11 on:** 21 September, 2004, 11:13:56 PM »

Judge Dredd

Film of the future lawman based on the character that appears weekly in the sci-fi comic 2000ad.

In the movie Hollywood mis cast Sylvester Stallone as Dredd and manage to ignore 25 years of history the character has built up, leaving a mess of a movie with only about 15 minutes worth watching.

Oh, wait a minute...

Buddy · « **Reply #12 on:** 21 September, 2004, 11:17:16 PM »

Bull Durham Red

Sexy vampire lady plays baseball.

ming · « **Reply #13 on:** 21 September, 2004, 11:18:04 PM »

When Harry Twenty Met Sally

Wrongly imprisoned Harry (20) plays footsie with Big Red (aka 'Sally'), with hilarious results. A feel-good classic.

JamieB · « **Reply #14 on:** 21 September, 2004, 11:23:23 PM »

RAISE THE DURHAM RED LANTERN

Gong Li sticks a lightbulb up a certain vampire babe's jacksie. Not for kids.

J-Bo-1

CraveNoir

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